Powerful crab sauce

Date : 21/1
Place : Kuala Selangor
Time : 8.00pm

Panda been's bitching that piggy owe him a meal...so after getting jelly her bed, decided to eat seafood.

Jelly : Aiya, piggy so 'hou soon'....after helping me get bed, we go eat seafood...k
Panda : ya lor owe me a meal....owe me a meal
Piggy : Yeah yea.....go eat la go eat la, u drive
Panda: k.....go where ler.....want to go kuala selangor
jell & pig : Woooo so far ah...u drive
Panda : k

~~ got in car, driving~~~
Panda : Hmmm, maybe want to eat steamboat
Jell : ...
Piggy : har....so hot, seafood la, u bising bising 1 century lio wo...dont want eat ar
Panda : then go subang ....maybe the place u bring us last time....
Jell : ZzzzZZZzzzz
Piggy : Subang.... why ler? tot u want to go Kuala selangor wo.....
Panda : No mar, subang close ma, scare after no food when sampai
Piggy : So fast meh....
Panda : sampai late ma.....feel like eating steamboat too
Piggy : ok lar subang also can since jelly never been there...

~~after 45 mins and 3 tols~~~

Piggy : ahem ahem.........remember hor last time dont pass so many tol one wo.....
Panda : Oh....correct la
Jell : ZZZZzzzZZZZZZzzz
PIggy : U got go correct way boh? remember last time see a lot of aeroplane one oh...how come dont see now
Panda : Sure la dont see...going kuala selangor ma.........

***** moral of story: You can never understand guys

~~~After greuling NASCAR drive, arrive at the restaurant and seated at round table ~~

Panda: So hows food?
Jell & Piggy : **munch ** munch ** ok ok can eat....
Jell : Oh its near the sea... ** taking a crab pincher** hit with hammer**juice spray spray**
Panda : No sea la, kuala only kuala only.....what u say kuala in english......
** Piggy staring at Jelly***
Jell : dunno oh...maybe sea opening? ** hit hit crab** jucie spray spray spraaaaaay***
**piggy starring daggers at jelly ***
Panda : ya mer....how come english like tht one....... ** starring at piggy starring at jelly**
Jell : Ar i dunno ma ** hit hit crab some more** , eh why u guys starring at me?
Piggy : You revenge is it?
**Panda laugh non stop**
Jell : ** notice piggy shirt and hands all chicken pox ** oh har har...soli wo.... ...

*** moral of story :never sit near Jelly when she is eating crabs